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 By Zach Elliott    Community 

Never leave naked

We were searching for a beach on the Big Island of Hawaii when my wife and I parked at the edge of a cliff near all the other cars. We noticed a family with children loading up to... — Updated 6/21/2019

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

My new drug of choice

“Take a chill pill!” That’s what my wife told me as I was getting frustrated at a Chick Fil A drive-thru when my chicken was taking too long. Can you blame me? That chicken... — Updated 6/7/2019

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Baby food or steak?

What did you have for dinner last night? If I were to guess I would say that you probably didn't eat baby food for dinner. You probably didn't chase your jar of Gerber Apple and Chi... — Updated 8/10/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Chosen

I bet that most guys dreaded life when it came time to pick teams in school. Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever talked with anyone who has fond memories of this horrid e... — Updated 7/18/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Christ declares our independence

Wrapped up in all the festivities of a typical July Fourth celebration, I often forget that the day isn't just about family, friends and a barbecue, but we're celebrating the birth... — Updated 7/13/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Everyone's my friend

One of the great difficulties of a youth summer camp is placing the right kids in the right cabin. It's a painstaking process and the pressure is immense. If you don't put kids in... — Updated 7/5/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Fan or follower

The biggest difference between a fan and a player is that a fan never sets foot on the field. They never go to the practices, never take the hits and never help an injured player... — Updated 6/28/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Tempting, isn't it?

I told my church about how I fell into temptation and ate the jelly beans from the centerpieces the ladies had set out for a women's event we were having. I couldn't help myself.... — Updated 6/8/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Stop counting your problems

I have some great friends who have reached the age of retirement. Here's one of their comments to me about getting older: "Old people! It seems that all we have to talk about is... — Updated 5/27/2018

 
 By Zach Elliott    Community

Life's too short to be bitter

At a recent memorial service, a woman walked to the attendant to voice her extreme anger because her maps app sent her on a dirt road. "You owe me a car wash!" she yelled. "And the... — Updated 5/17/2018

 

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