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By Zach Elliott
Special to Valley News 

Baby food or steak?


Last updated 8/10/2018 at 1:38pm


What did you have for dinner last night? If I were to guess I would say that you probably didn't eat baby food for dinner. You probably didn't chase your jar of Gerber Apple and Chicken Dinner down with a glass of Enfamil Gentlease formula.

There are two reasons I can come to this conclusion. The first reason is because baby food is actually disgusting. No normal person would actually eat it unless it was a life or death situation. Even then they might not.

The second reason is because you're just too old to be eating baby food. You're probably old enough now to be eating things like stea...

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